oh me 2.

"I have a ball's tongue. Seriously, look at my tongue when I stick it out far. It looks like a scrotum."
EW! haha

Another lovely quote compliments of Bernie Bruiser!

oh me.

I have to keep track of my lovely quotes. SORRY MOM

"These pita chips smell like cum." ...ewww (months ago)
"I'm an extremely well played hole" ...uhh (today)
"My tongue reminds me of balls" ...eeek (today)

im dirty. haha